Rugby Song:

12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas....

On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me A hand job that wasn't worth a fu#k... worth a fu#k!


and so on...
Second day - two sh#t house doors
Third day - three French whores
Fourth day - four calling girls
Fifth day - five pubic hairs (in my teeth, ptwh)
Sixth day - six 69ers
Seventh day - seven sucking sisters
Eighth day - eight aching assholes
Ninth day - nine gnawed off nipples (bite the nipple and suck that tit...)
Tenth day - ten tons of titty
Eleventh day - eleven leaping lesbians
Twelfth day - twelve tw#ts a'twitching