Rugby Song:

Tampax Factory

You can tell by the smell
That she isn't very well
When the end of the month comes around

(Chorus): Off we go to the tampon factory, fat ones thin ones they're all the same to me!!!

Singing aja aja tampax-factory,
Shout out your orders loud en clear, load and clear
We've got Small, medium, large, super duper fill a barge
When the end of the month comes around

Repeat Chorus

You can tell by the bed
That her pussy's rather wet
When the end of the month comes around

Repeat Chorus

You can tell by the taste
That her pussy's full of waste
When the end of the month comes around

Repeat Chorus

You can tell by the smegg
Running down her leg
That the end of the month's come around

To modify the tampax song:

You can tell by the stench that she's got a gammy trench....

You can tell by the moning that she's leaking heamoglobin....

chorus: Off we go to the tampon factory, fat ones thin ones they're all the same to me!!!