Rugby Song:

Yogi, Yogi Bear

Soloist volunteer for each verse during the previous by raising their hand, and are chosen by a chairman
(or the concensus) pointing at them.
Everyone sings words in capital letters.

I know a bear that you all know,
Yogi, YOGI,
I know a bear that you all know,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.
YOGI, YOGI BEAR,
YOGI, YOGI BEAR,
I KNOW A BEAR THAT YOU ALL KNOW,
YOGI, YOGI BEAR.

Yogi's got a little friend,
Booboo, BOOBOO,
Yogi's got a little friend,
Booboo, Booboo Bear.

BOOBOO, BOOBOO BEAR,
BOOBOO, BOOBOO BEAR,
YOGI'S GOT A LITTLE FRIEND,
BOOBOO, BOOBOO BEAR.

And similarly:

Yogi's got a girlfriend, Suzi,
Suzi, Suzi Bear.

Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger
Ranger, Ranger Smith

Yogi's got a cheesy knob, cammum,
Cammum, Camembert.

Suzi likes it on the fridge, polar,
Polar, polar bear.

Booboo likes it up the arse, brown,
Brown, brown bear.

Suzi hates it up the arse, something,
Something she cant bear.

Yogi's dick is long and green, cucum,
Cucum, cucumber.

Suzi likes to shave her pubes, grizzly,
Grizzly, grizzly bare.

Yogi like the 70's huggy,
huggy huggy bear

Yogi likes shagging footballers, Dani
Dani Dani Behr

Yogi hasn't got any pubes fred,
fred fred bear

Yogi lies it upside down Koala
Koala, Koala bear

Yogi likes the police force
panda panda, bear